Do not be jealous of my skillz.

Here is something else:

Sean R.: i’ve always felt like osx is like one of those hunting trips where you pay a thousad dollars to shoot a tiger that’s tied to a post
Me.: haha, yea exactly
Sean R.: i guess linux would be like huting wild boar with a rambo knife
Sean R.: with like
Sean R.: a thousand people giving you tips
Sean R.: and there’s a beginners area that supposedly gives you a larger knife
Sean R.: but it’s just a knife with a slighter longer blade duct taped to it
Me.: and windows is like hunting with a semi-automatic military-grade weapon that keeps jamming
Sean R.: haha
Sean R.: i’ve had maybe 2 or 3 problems with xp in 6 years of using it
Sean R.: and of course linux or osx NEVER crash
Me.: ah, yes
Me.: right right
Me.: of course not
Me.: but i mean
Me.: we ARE stereotyping here
Me.: so
Me.: yea
Sean R.: haha

Sean R. goes by many other names but they are all racist. Shame on you.

I do not have any pictures of Sean R. I almost got to meet him in person a long time ago but he ended up not coming to Welfleyfest. I have no idea how old he is. He does super good artist renditions of actual events. Hopefully we will meet at PAX 2010.

I miss Welfleyfest. I was (am) so bad at Unreal Tournament. I miss MWROTM. What was I talking about? I miss Will and Roy.

PEOPLE JUST STOP HAVING BIRTHDAYS FOR A WHILE OK? THANKS!

I’m just kidding you can have your birthdays. I am restocking my supply of birthday wishes right after I figure out why deploying code changes to a server causes portions of its database data to disappear forever.

My wife and I were playing Rock Band a couple days ago. I was on guitar and she was on vocals. We were rocking pretty hard and I was getting really into it. Luckily, my real guitar amp was right next to me, providing me the perfect opportunity to bring this rocking out to it’s rockingest. I decided to pull the ultimate rock star move and stand on the amp.

So I waited for the perfect point in the song, right when it really kicks in. I put one foot up… then the other… then I stood up and…

My head went right into the running ceiling fan above me.

Here are some fun facts about Diana:

• She is allergic to coin moneys and eating utensils.
• She has no breath.

That is all you need to know about Diana. Those two things.

Happy birthday, Diana!

Update: Here is photographic evidence that Diana Blake Stanley actually exists:

That was taken when Nathan was so little that he didn’t know he is supposed to scream and cry whenever he sees her.