Eating fruit makes my mouth and throat hurt. It also gives me heartburn. This is a problem because fruit is delicious and also healthy.
Potato chips do not cause these problems.
Sarah Silverman sang a poop song today. Not a song that mentions poop but a poop song. You should watch that show. It is good.
One more thing before you leave! You need one of those huge desk-top calculators with the big buttons that prints out receipt paper. You need one because they are awesome. It is how I do all my math. Do not be jealous.
The Case of Atlantis is finally available for pre-orders! You are so excited! Order soon to get your free Sheriff Pony temporary tattoos!
YOU CAN’T RESIST, CAN YOU?! NEITHER CAN I!
Contractions are funnier when pulled apart.
EXAMPLE!
Please don’t drink the coffee. There’s poop in it!
Is less funny than:
Please do not drink the coffee. There is poop in it!
Also, the word “poop” is funnier than it’s more vulgar alternatives.
UPDATE: I meant contractions like with words not contractions like with labor. Thanks Kristine!
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