Which bubble is going to burst first: “Web 2.0” or “Really small yet curiously strong mints”?
Take the megablaixco quiz! It will be fun! Think “1” for web and “2” for mints. My mind-miners will do the rest. Once your ears start to bleed you can stop thinking, your vote has been tallied. Results will be posted on a random website of my choosing. Find the results and win a prize!
Something is coming up in this post that some people might consider a SPOILER if you haven’t seen Superman Returns. I don’t really consider it a SPOILER but I thought I’d warn you anyway (all the millions of you readers).
I am sad to hear Superman doesn’t really get a chance to throw down with any super-powered bad guys but I still want to see it. If you’ve already seen it, I am jealous of you. You have my jealousy. Cherish it.
Yesterday I was driving race cars and I won seven races so I thought I’d blog a post about it. This is that post.
I won seven out of seven races! Do not be jealous of my success. It was hard earned. I strive for excellence.
I may be blogging a post about a dream as opposed to events that actually happened on the really for real. Be warned of this as I continue recalling events.
After winning seven races I fought (and killed) seven dragons with my bare hands. It was a good day.
Thing the first
This is filled with so many great tidbits that you might have to pace yourself and read it over the course of three days.
Thing the next
Please either a) Ignore the time on this post or b) Don’t tell my supervisor.
Thing the last
If you haven’t read House of Leaves you haven’t lived.
The opposite of d00ds who like to hug are d00ds who think every handshake is a test of strength.
You can make 100 grand a year with google ads. You can do it. I believe in you.
i wish i could fly
I bet you were super worried that the funny was down for so long. WELL WORRY NO MORE! It is back up and running and any moment now there’s bound to be about a million pounds worth of funny springing forth from it’s loins!
IT COULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!
Before (I wish I had a better before picture)

After
