Someone is sending spam using blaix.com as the domain for the “From:” address. IT’S NOT ME! I am a hater of spam! I hate it so hard!
I’m sorry and I wish I could do something about it. Please don’t h4×0rz my server and fill it with w4r3z and pr0nz.
You want to know what’s the worst? I’ll tell you. A bug bit me on my back, and it’s in a spot where I can reach just enough to make it itch ten times more than it did before I tried to scratch it. THAT is the worst.
So far, I Was a Teenage Billionaire Psychopath is the greatest book I’ve ever read. I did not realize Mr. Rowland had so many special powers. Thank God he only uses them to escape deadly situations or perform amazing stunts for large amounts of money.
LET ME ALSO SAY: Yes it is a small book, but I am a slow reader so please don’t make fun of me for not having finished it yet.
This section is old. Stop coming to this section. Eventually it will completely rot and fall off.
BUT THAT WON’T HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP PICKING AT IT!
I finally read Fight Club. It is good. More people die in the book than in the movie. It is good when people die (but not in real life). Also, if the movie showed as much bodily damage as is described in the book, Hollywood would run completely out of bloody-flesh-putty make-up. I still like Survivor the best, though.
I have moved on to I Was a Teenage Billionaire Psychopath. It is not a Palahniuk (Chuck!), but it is good too. Do not be fooled, though. It is fiction, not a how-to manual. I am:
- One quarter of the way through it.
- Making a list about it for some reason.
How many green poops do you make before you should see a doctor?
Born April 14, 2006
11:00 am
7 lbs. 10 oz.
20 inches


When will the internet stop thinking ninjas, pirates, monkeys, and robots are funny and that every time they are used it’s OMG SO RANDOM and THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER BEEN DONE?!
Why does being on the internet after midnight make me so angry?!