It’s hard to pee.
Want to know what I discovered when I went to the bathroom today? I put my boxer shorts on backwards this morning. Again.
February 24, 2006 @ 10:14 pm
February 23, 2006 @ 8:40 pm
February 20, 2006 @ 11:32 pm
Genius!
My wife is a genius. I submit the following points:
- She just found my walet
- There are more points but I can’t remember them
- I’m sure she could remember them if our roles were reversed
- Candy canes are delicious
- What was this list about?
Fire extinguishers might be the funnest things ever invented.
February 16, 2006 @ 5:01 pm
February 14, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
@ 5:33 am
DO THE CARLTON
Is it time for me to start making poop jokes? Sometimes I think it is time for me to start making poop jokes. I fret about it.
Is it time?!
February 11, 2006 @ 9:25 pm
February 8, 2006 @ 7:11 pm
February 7, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
@ 1:30 pm
field trip
Is MGM still fun? I can’t remember the last time I went. Do you think the people I work with will want to go on the tower of terror?