So I’m just sitting in my yard burning some old desks and end tables when suddenly WHIZ BANG CRACKLE BANG! DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY LEVEE BUT THE LEVY LEVEE WAS DRY! Fireworks and American Pie on New Years Eve Eve. My neighbors are rocking out. I love living here.
Remember when it was cool to emphasize a sentence by turning each word in the sentence into it’s own sentence? For example:
Best. Song. Ever.
or…
Oh. My. God.
Well it’s not cool anymore, you should stop doing it.
Wiping with paper towels?
Not fun.
Always buy plenty of toilet paper.
Happy day before one of the winter holidays!
You know something on the internet is true when the url is long, has one of those tilde (~) things in it, and the font is courier new. Those are also sure signs that something is boring.
The new blaix.com won’t have a title field for posts.
I wasn’t in the mood for something bitter, but I am cutting down on my sugar intake so hard, so I decided to put some splenda in my afternoon coffee.
BAD IDEA!
That is a recipe for vomit. So if you want to vomit, that is what you should do.
Got some good spam today. All it said was:
“Good day, commander.”
It didn’t even want to increase my breast size!
xamichee: but i bet you didn’t spend more money on baseball cards than you did on food in fiscal year 2005
Justin Blake: no but i bet the comic book budget is up there
Justin Blake: i went from almost none to two full short boxes
xamichee: we shouldn’t tell any girls about our spending habits
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